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Kids books can seem bizarre and many times quite sexist when looked at from an adult's point of view.
  1. The zookeeper is very bad at his job
  2. The zookeeper comes home and wakes his sleeping wife, who has to clean up his mess
  3. The wife manages to return most (if not all) of the animals and return to bed without waking the already sleeping zookeeper.
  4. The animals are very well behaved.
I have several hiding places around my kitchen and am always on the lookout for a new spot.
  1. My 5-year-old son
    At age 3, he literally ate half a pizza. That may not be much for a college kid, but he's a fraction of their size
  2. My 2-year-old son
    He can make food disappear. Unless it's yogurt, then it will be all over him, but the bowl will be empty
  3. My husband
    Do I really need to explain this one?
  4. Me
    Sometime I forget I bought cookies (for a little while) if they're hidden
I love when talk show hosts have fun with or change songs
  1. "All I want for Christmas is You" with Mariah Carey, Jimmy Fallon and The Roots
  2. "Isn't It Ironic" modernized by Alanis Morisette and James Corden
  3. "SexyBack" remixed by The Ragtime Gals with Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon
  4. "Ho Hey" by the Lumineers performed by the Chickeneers with Jimmy Fallon, Blake Shelton and Nick Offerman
  1. You saw it on The Daily Show
  2. It's better than reading A Book With No Pictures to your child for the 100th time. (Your child may disagree)
  3. Everybody's doing it
  4. You like lists
  1. There are Hot Wheels parked on your restaurant table
  2. Your Mother's Day card says "poop" on it
  3. You point out trash trucks and construction vehicles even when the kids aren't in the car
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