1. Shake my head... What the fuck is going on? How did this happen?
  2. Yell at the television. ("No Mommom I'm not talking to you" if said game is a weekday)
  3. Drink
  4. Thank my lucky stars for Sproles and hope we don't try to "improve" the team by getting rid of him.
  5. Smack my forehead... Are you serious?
  6. Try not to throw up... I'm shaking my head and drinking profusely. Bad combination.