Things I Do During a Philadelphia Eagles Game
- •Shake my head... What the fuck is going on? How did this happen?
- •Yell at the television. ("No Mommom I'm not talking to you" if said game is a weekday)
- •Thank my lucky stars for Sproles and hope we don't try to "improve" the team by getting rid of him.
- •Smack my forehead... Are you serious?
- •Try not to throw up... I'm shaking my head and drinking profusely. Bad combination.