Things no woman should wear after she turns 30

The judgement never stops.
  1. Clothes she WANTS to like but doesn't and never has
  2. Inadequate sun protection
    That goes for you under-30s as well, obviously.
  3. Shoes that hurt
    Unless you want to, of course. Who am I to judge?
  4. Guilt, shame, or regret over stuff that happened years ago
  5. The weight of others' expectations
  6. Stuff that itches