7 signs you and your college roommate are the same person

  1. 1.
    You both go to the same college
    If you and your college roommate go to the same college, it may very well be because you are the same person.
  2. 2.
    You both have lucid dreams about Carol the Librarian
    If Carol the Librarian haunts both you and your college roommate's dreams, then you and your college roommate are probably the same person.
  3. 3.
    You text each other quotes from the popular children's show "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" at least once daily
    This is a big sign that you and your college roommate are the same person.
  4. 4.
    You are both the son of Carol the Librarian
    According to folklore, Carol the Librarian had only one son, who grew up to be our mighty leader. If you and your college roommate are both the sons of Carol the Librarian, you may be the same person, and we hail you our Almighty Leader.
  5. 5.
    You both mumble "The death of Mr. Boddy was no accident" every time you open a door
    Studies show that this character from the popular board game Clue only gets mentioned by people who are the same person.
  6. 6.
    You both own the Disney Channel masterpiece "Cow Belles" on DVD
    Chances are, you and your college roommate are the same person if you both own this Aly & AJ movie.
  7. 7.
    You are both the sworn mortal enemy of Carol the Librarian
    Carol the Librarian is believed to only have one sworn mortal enemy. If you and your college roommate are both the mortal enemy of Carol the Librarian, chances are you and your college roommate are the same person.