1. Buying a one-pound bag of Twizzlers, telling myself I won't eat the bag all in one sitting, and then eating it all in one sitting
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    What can I say? They're the twist you can't resist.
  2. Sitting down to watch one episode of a show, then watching an entire season
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    Preferably while eating a bag of Twizzlers
  3. Spending hours on BuzzFeed
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    Which queen of comedy am I? I don't know, but after I read this list about what it's like being a long-distance aunt I'd like to find out.
  4. Taking naps
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    Sometimes I can't live without 'em, and sometimes I can but I take 'em anyway.
  5. Watching Dr. Pimple Popper videos
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    Dr. Pimple Popper is a YouTube channel of a woman who pops patients' cysts. It's disgusting and I'm not proud of watching it, but at the same time I can't look away.
  6. Listening to Nicki Minaj
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    My girl Nicki kills it in her verse of Kanye's song "Monster" and don't act like you didn't love the ridiculousness of "Anaconda"
  7. Making chocolate chip cookies just to eat the dough
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    If you don't do this you're probably the insane one