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  1. One that blows an ear-piercing whistle around manipulative, sad, narcissistic, whiny white dudes that not-so-subtly long for attention online
  2. One that puffs a scent of fresh tumbling laundry in the dryer when you feel like you need some comfort
  3. One that warns you there are people you want to avoid at a certain place you're planning to go
  4. One that tells you which public bathrooms have toilet paper
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  6. One that projects a hologram of your eyes being opened when in fact you are sitting there with your eyes closed
    Suggested by @kate81
  7. One that dispenses cis straight while male years on command.
    Suggested by @emilyannlosey