Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. High Five Bot
    For when I didn't fuck something up
  2. Don't Bot-ther
    To tell me when someone isn't worth my time and not to bother when them
  3. Dial-it-Down Bot
    To tell me to calm the fuck down
  4. Worthy Bot
    To remind me that I am not my mistakes
  5. Bot-A-Bing
    Like Siri, for when you need to search for something