1. Lots of hotel sex
  2. Someone else changes the sheets
  3. Massive bathtubs that you don't have to clean
  4. Stacks and stacks of clean towels
  5. Anonymity
  6. You can call someone and they'll bring you stuff
  7. Mini bars stocked with a random selection of drinks and snacks
  8. More sex
  9. And then someone changes the sheets again