Holes, Ranked

Inspired by @kaitlynvella but I took a real sharp turn into the gutter somewhere. Clearly this is a middle of the night, insomnia-induced list.
  1. 11.
    Ass holes
    The List App image search said hell no on that search so I settled for a balloon knot.
  2. 10.
    Assholes
    No explanation needed.
  3. 9.
    Donut holes
    They're dead to me!
  4. 8.
    Hole in one
    Eh, just a moment of joy.
  5. 7.
    Glory holes
    In glass blowing, that's called the glory hole. Glass blowing is very, very dirty and everything is sexual.
  6. 6.
    Button holes
    A necessity.
  7. 5.
    Earholes
    I like hearing and decorating them.
  8. 4.
    Nose holes
    I like breathing.
  9. 3.
    Hole
    Turn it up
  10. 2.
    Black holes
    They're magical.
  11. 1.
    The best hole of all
    I mean, I don't know about yours but mine is 💣