How to Have a Heart Attack on a Tuesday Morning

  1. Open your blinds and find a man hanging on the side of your building doing maintenance right at your window...
  2. WHILE YOU'RE COMPLETELY NAKED.
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  4. If that doesn't shock your body into a heart attack...
  5. Proceed to watch said man perform lewd hand gestures at you as he licks your window.
  6. HAPPY TUESDAY!