I Don't Trust
- •People with 2 first names, hyphenated or notToo. Many. Words.
- •People with those stick figure family stickers on their car windowGo away.
- •People who only post positive messages or memes on their Instagram or FacebookUnfriend
- •People who only use pictures of their cat in their profileWho are you?
- •People who don't eat gluten just becauseAllergies are different.
- •People who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroomYou are disgusting. Get away from me!
- •Celebrities that only follow celebritiesIsn't that boring?
- •People who think going on Naked and Afraid would be funWhat's wrong with you?
- •Anyone who can go on a trip with just a carry-onHow? Do you live? Do you ever get dirty and need a change of clothes?