It's Masturbation Month - How Do You Plan to Celebrate?

Please share. With details.
  1. No really, it is. This email told me so.
  2. I masturbated twice already today.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Suggested by   @ijeoma
  3. I plan on doing what I always do!
    Which is masturbate 6 times a day. Lol jk... jk.... just....kidding
    Suggested by   @emilyannlosey
  4. Per @DanaDigsYou recommendation I purchased The womanizer.
    Worth every penny!
    Suggested by   @kiraandlulu
  5. Spend most of the day in the bathroom at @list hq.
    Suggested by   @jeremysomething
  6. Feel bad that I've been doing it the other 11 months too #sorrynotsorry
    Suggested by   @evanp