Last 10 Things I've Goggled
Since you're all dying to know...
- •Eye twitching4 months now. The struggle is real.
- •American Airlines sucksNo really, they do. Ask my luggage.
- •Cool shoes that don't hurtIt's official. I'm lame.
- •Ear tubes in adultsJust in case you weren't positive that I'm lame.
- •Cool furniture when you're brokeAdditional lameness.
- •How to avoid moving in with your parents as an adultAgain, the struggle is real.
- •Why is anyone still a republican?Seriously, I want to know.
- •How to get Kardashian richCome on, you know you want some of that scratch.
- •Why does hair grow grey at the temples?Fuck, I'm old.
- •Exercises for double chinsNo explanation necessary.