Inspired by @torrami
  1. Every Band I Saw This Month, Ranked
  2. How To Get a Fake ID From the DMV
  3. All the Times I Was Sexually Harassed at Work This Week
  4. Why Liz Phair & PJ Harvey Will Change Your Life
  5. Guys in Bands I Made Out With This Week, Ranked
  6. NSFW Stories From the Road
  7. Why You Should Never Date Someone More Than Double Your Age
  8. How To Get Into the Club When You're Underage
  9. All the Inappropriate Things I Did Last Night
  10. Dr. Martens Go With Everything
  11. Why Wearing All Black is the Only Way to Dress
  12. Why You Should Lock the Door When You Plan to Lose Your Virginity
  13. Last Night at The Cure Concert
    Tales From the Front Row
  14. How to Make it Though High School With Depression and a Panic Disorder
  15. I Want to Tell Someone but I Don't Know How
  16. I Know it Wasn't My Fault But Why Does it Feel That Way?
  17. Why Frat Parties Are Bad Parties
  18. Songs on Every Mixtape I Make Lately
  19. Nirvana Played Last Night and It Was Everything
  20. Hot For Teacher: Dr. E. Teach Me Everything About Philosophy, Please