My Biggest Regrets

  1. All of my ex-boyfriends
  2. My future ex-boyfriends
  3. All the alcohol I didn't drink in Italy
  4. All the alcohol I did drink in Italy
  5. Opening my big mouth and divulging too much personal shit at times
  6. Not opening my mouth and speaking up at other times
  7. Accepting my mom's friend request on Facebook