My Day Summed Up in 2 Emails

  1. "Congratulations! Our records reflect we have received the final payment of your student loan. The account is paid in full."
    Sweet baby jesus!
  2. "What is all this 4/20 stuff I keep seeing on Facebook?" - my mom
    Bless her heart. EDIT: I grew up in he south and that's the first time I've ever said that phrase. I feel like it was warranted.