never made it as my twitter bios, a running list
Inspired by @jeremysomething \\\ this has been in drafts for a million years \\\ also, these statements always come up in conversations
- •clearly i'm the poster child for dysfunction
- •i can only relate to people who have meltdowns
- •why get out of bed when i can stay in bed?
- •if there's one thing i'm good at it's rebooting dicks
- •just like with my life, i'm good at making things hard