Olympic Events I Would Excel at if They Existed 📂

#draftmas
  1. 1.
    Sprinting to the bathroom because I've waited a little too long to pee
  2. 2.
    Falling in love (lust) with unavailable men
  3. 3.
    Finding a song that kills me requiring me to listen to it on repeat for 2 weeks straight
    This is happening right now. Damn you, song.
  4. 4.
    Avoiding phone calls
  5. 5.
    Reciting every rap lyric ever
  6. 6.
    Starting a list and forgetting why I started said list
  7. 7.
    Lucid dreaming
    I'm pretty sure I was born doing it.
  8. 8.
    Sending messages I regret later
    Instantly
  9. 9.
    Drinking
    You know, when I put my mind to it
  10. 10.
    Singing really loudly in the car
    And giving zero fucks
  11. 11.
    Making my way to the front of a general admission show
  12. 12.
    Being loyal af
    Or to a fault
  13. 13.
    Hoarding photos on my iPhone
    I take a lot of photos and have over 15k now and I delete regularly.
  14. 14.
    Kegels
  15. 15.
    Making lots of faces
    I don't know I'm doing it.
  16. 16.
    Hand gesturing when talking
  17. 17.
    Always getting in the slowest line