Olympic Events I Would Excel at if They Existed 📂
- 1.Sprinting to the bathroom because I've waited a little too long to pee
- 2.Falling in love (lust) with unavailable men
- 3.Finding a song that kills me requiring me to listen to it on repeat for 2 weeks straightThis is happening right now. Damn you, song.
- 4.Avoiding phone calls
- 5.Reciting every rap lyric ever
- 6.Starting a list and forgetting why I started said list
- 7.Lucid dreamingI'm pretty sure I was born doing it.
- 8.Sending messages I regret laterInstantly
- 9.DrinkingYou know, when I put my mind to it
- 10.Singing really loudly in the carAnd giving zero fucks
- 11.Making my way to the front of a general admission show
- 12.Being loyal afOr to a fault
- 13.Hoarding photos on my iPhoneI take a lot of photos and have over 15k now and I delete regularly.
- 15.Making lots of facesI don't know I'm doing it.
- 16.Hand gesturing when talking
- 17.Always getting in the slowest line