Olympic Events I Would Excel at if They Existed 📂
- •Sprinting to the bathroom because I've waited a little too long to pee
- •Falling in love (lust) with unavailable men
- •Finding a song that kills me requiring me to listen to it on repeat for 2 weeks straightThis is happening right now. Damn you, song.
- •Avoiding phone calls
- •Reciting every rap lyric ever
- •Starting a list and forgetting why I started said list
- •Lucid dreamingI'm pretty sure I was born doing it.
- •Sending messages I regret laterInstantly
- •DrinkingYou know, when I put my mind to it
- •Singing really loudly in the carAnd giving zero fucks
- •Making my way to the front of a general admission show
- •Being loyal afOr to a fault
- •Hoarding photos on my iPhoneI take a lot of photos and have over 15k now and I delete regularly.
- •Making lots of facesI don't know I'm doing it.
- •Hand gesturing when talking
- •Always getting in the slowest line