1. will sit around and put masks on our faces
  2. will re-watch movies like Heathers, Pump Up The Volume, and Pretty In Pink
  3. likes to lounge and listen to music
  4. cocktails in the afternoon
  5. hears music and sends it my way because they think i'll like it
  6. likes ridiculous amounts of afffection
  7. appreciates a random text of "hey, how are you?" or "thinking about you"
  8. thinks my awkwardness is endearing
  9. likes to take random walks with no real destination
  10. enjoys making out just for fun
  11. likes to watch things like RuPaul's Drag Race
    does this person, friend or whatever, exist?
  12. shares my enthusiasm for sunsets