The Reasons I'm Fucking Adorable

Now this one is a challenge, @mallofamanda. Didn't realize just how hard this was going to be today. Here goes...
  1. 1.
    I like making you happy and I'll be your biggest champion.
    If you're feeling down, I'll make you feel like Rocky when you leave.
  2. 2.
    I will encourage the shit out of you.
    And mean every word.
  3. 3.
    I'm 💯 ride or die.
    You need a getaway driver so you can slash some tires? I'll pick you up. Your boyfriend broke up with you and it's 3am and you want to eat your weight in Oreo's? I'll bring them to you. You drank too much and need to puke? I'll hold your hair back.
  4. 4.
    I like to laugh and be silly and I will do my best to make you laugh.
  5. 5.
    I have dimples.
  6. 6.
    I love love and I like everyone to feel love and be happy.
    Even if I'm not in that place I'll help you feel it for yourself.
  7. 7.
    I will have your back more than a bodyguard would.
    No really. You get in a fight, I get in a fight. Ask around.
  8. 8.
    I will never be an asshole to someone unless they deserve it.
    Despite my chronic bitch face, I can be super nice and I'm always nice to people I encounter... Unless you're an asshole to me. And then it's ON.
  9. 9.
    I keep secrets. All of them.
  10. 10.
    I wear glasses half the time! 👓
    And who doesn't think a girl in glasses is fucking adorable?!
  11. 11.
    I have excellent taste (in my own mind).
    I like nice stuff and things that are made well. Aesthetics are important to me
  12. 12.
    I can be incredibly awkward, which hopefully is endearing.
  13. 13.
    I'm slightly nerdy.
    All things space-related, science, etc. I mean, my handle is based on the periodic table.
  14. 14.
    I'm full of surprises.
  15. 15.
    Because I'm both a girly girl and a guy's girl.
    I always wear dresses but I swear like a sailor and have a filthy mind. It's a combo that either grows on you or it doesn't. The good thing is is that I know how to tone it down based on my surroundings.
  16. 16.
    I still have really strong legs.
    I took ballet from the age of 4 till high school.
  17. 17.
    I can also still put one foot behind my head at a time. BOOM.