Things a Drunk Me Would Do but a Sober Me Would Not

  1. 1.
    Answer the phone
  2. 2.
    Text an ex or respond to one
  3. 3.
    Eat at Taco Bell
  4. 4.
    Skateboard down big hills
  5. 5.
    Think it's smart to drive home without my contacts in after spending the night at a guy's house
    He also had to take my contacts out for me because I was so drunk.
  6. 6.
    Think it's okay to go home with my boss (from above)
    I was young. It was a million years ago.
  7. 7.
    Sing karaoke
    Ply me with alcohol first
  8. 8.
    Tell you my secrets
  9. 9.
    Tell you I think your band sucks
  10. 10.
    Do something stupid naked
  11. 11.
    Drink tequila
  12. 12.
    Climb on things like a toddler
  13. 13.
    Dance on bars and tabletops
  14. 14.
    Sleep with you