Things I Didn't Need to Hear My Mom Say Today

  1. When asked on the phone what she was doing because I couldn't understand her, her response was...
  2. "I'm sucking on my nips."
  3. 🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉
  4. She meant these, apparently.
  5. I'm traumatized all the same.