Things I Don't Want to See on a Plane
- •Your disgusting feet exposed
- •Clipping your disgusting toenails
- •Flossing your disgusting teeth
- •Scratching your junk
- •Picking your disgusting nose
- •You talking loudly on your phone. You're not that important.
- •Eating McDonald's. Never eat that in confined spaces, people.
- •You changing your baby's diaper on the tray table.