Things I Don't Want to See on a Plane

  1. Your disgusting feet exposed
  2. Clipping your disgusting toenails
  3. Flossing your disgusting teeth
  4. Scratching your junk
  5. Picking your disgusting nose
  6. You talking loudly on your phone. You're not that important.
  7. Eating McDonald's. Never eat that in confined spaces, people.
  8. You changing your baby's diaper on the tray table.