Things I'm Going to Have to Explain to My Future Children

  1. This embarrassing election
  2. Sarah Palin
  3. Mullets
  4. Man buns
  5. Honey Booboo
    Even though I know nothing about this topic but after image searching that name, I'm frightened.
  6. Scientology
  7. Processed cheese product
  8. Drummers that sing while playing
    So much multitasking
  9. MC Hammer's pants
  10. Xanax
    Those are just for mommy
  11. Perez Hilton
    Can we just not...
  12. The Kardashians
  13. The Olive Garden
  14. Comic Sans
  15. Tramp stamps
  16. The Psychic Friend's Network
  17. Cronuts
  18. Nickelback and Creed
  19. Tinder
  20. Clowns
  21. Why that one dude left One Direction and then tattooed his face
  22. Fox News
  23. The Macarena
  24. Selfies
  25. Butt implantsf
  26. Donald Trump
  27. Donald Trump
  28. Donald Trump
  29. @list, probably