Things I'm Thinking About Buying Because I'm Feeling Unfulfilled & Life Has No Meaning

From Amazon's curated Fun section at the top
  1. 1.
    A stuffed banana
  2. 2.
    Just because
  3. 3.
    It has nice bunz
  4. 4.
    For all the cosplay I'm not doing
  5. 5.
    A bad azz bish bear
  6. 6.
    For da pool I don't have
  7. 7.
    Duh
  8. 8.
    Just cos
  9. 9.
    To cuddle
  10. 10.
    To torture someone's dog
  11. 11.
    Totally necessary
  12. 12.
    You know
  13. 13.
    Because it's an overpriced sippy cup
  14. 14.
    To be kool
  15. 15.
    For creepin'
  16. 16.
    For my hand puppet theater production
  17. 17.
    Butts r fun
  18. 18.
    To squeeze
  19. 19.
    To finger
  20. 20.
    Just necessary
  21. 21.
    Obvi