This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

When a friend sends you these little nuggets of gold, you just have to share.
  1. Why?
  2. @Nicholas already owns a pair!
  3. I just can't.
  4. I feel like PETA needs to step in. Animals are being harmed, dammit!
  5. Again, why?
  6. @Nicholas has these too!
  7. What did that animal do to deserve this?