Times I Have Gotten Away With Breaking the Law
- •Aiding and abetting my friend as she "altered" her boyfriend's motorcycle after he cheated on her with someone we knew.They'd been dating about 8 years and she was devastated.
- •Having sex in a national park after they closed for the night.Got away with just a warning.
- •I'm just going to say had sex in places you're not supposed to as a blanket statement.
- •Getting driver's licenses from the DMV with my older sister's info but my photoSo I could get into bars.
- •Going to bars and clubs underage for years
- •Drinking underage at above bars and clubs
- •Stole a Star Wars pencil sharpener from the drug store when I was about 4 years old because I didn't understand you had to pay for thingsI took it back a few days later after I told my parents. THE GUILT. I can't deal with lying still to this day. It eats at me.
- •Broke into an apartment complex in the middle of the night to go skinny dipping
- •Bought drugs for musiciansYears ago I don't do this anymore.
- •Started a fire in a tunnel with friends in middle school
- •Gotten into a street fight to help a friend who was getting her ass kicked
- •Torn the tags off of my mattresses and pillowsREBEL
- •Leaving a trail of broken hearts everywhereJk
- •This is all I'm willing to admit at this time.