To the Man Using a Leaf Blower at 4am
Written at 4am during blowing.
- •Are there even leaves on the ground this time of year?
- •Do the leaves really need to be blown at 4am?
- •This task cannot wait until morning?
- •Aren't there laws against leaf blowing at night?If not, there should be.
- •Should I start a campaign against this?
- •Is this going to be my cause?
- •Is this really so important in your life that you need to wake up every building in the surrounding area?!
- •It is so loud. Why does it sound like it's in my apartment?!
- •Why did your parents have sex?
- •Why do you exist as a human being?
- •I don't wish harm on people but I would not be opposed to your penis being carried away with those leaves right now.