Unpleasantries Are Sure to Follow...

  1. "We have to talk."
  2. "I understand what you're saying, but..."
  3. "Are you sure I'm the father?"
  4. "Do you have a minute?"
  5. "So, I have this idea..."
  6. "This is your captain speaking."
  7. "I'm afraid that..."
  8. "Thank you, but..."
  9. "When I was a kid..."
  10. "Why don't we try it this way instead?"
  11. "Can I see you in my office?"
  12. Police!"
  13. "Uh oh."
  14. "You have the right to remain silent."
  15. "Guess what?!"
  16. "I told you so."
  17. You seem like a really cool person...
    Suggested by   @notme
  18. Studies (or statistics) show....
    Suggested by   @alimi
  19. "We regret to inform you that..."
    Suggested by   @mirthnuts
  20. Hello, we're from the FBI and we'd like to ask you a few questions...
    Suggested by   @eatthelove
  21. "This is the Doctor calling about your test results..."
    Suggested by   @notme
  22. "This is Dr. OhShits Nurse he'd like you to schedule an appt to discuss your test results"
    Suggested by   @notme
  23. "Knock, knock are you Mister so and so's wife?"
    Suggested by   @notme
  24. Hi Ms. Becker this is the nurse from the elementary school"
    Suggested by   @notme
  25. "Well, I have some good news and I have some bad news. Which do you want first?"
  26. In the military: when a 2LT says "Follow me." When a CW3 says "Watch this!" Or when the company commander says "I've been thinking."
    Suggested by   @magebloom
  27. "I'm not racist, but..."
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness