Ways Not to Cope With a Breakup
This stuff below isn't cute. Ever. Feel free to add your own.
- •Drive by/walk by their houseYou'll be a stalker.
- •Leave 4,000 messagesYou'll seem crazy.
- •Get drunk at a barYou'll be obnoxious and probably sleep with someone you really shouldn't.
- •Beg them to take you backYou'll seem pathetic.
- •Jump into another relationshipYou won't learn anything without being alone for a bit.
- •Blast them on social mediaYou'll regret it.
- •Cut your hairThink on it a few days. Breakup pixies don't work on everyone.
- •Quit showeringKeep it clean. Everyone will thank you.
- •Destroy thingsYour own stuff or theirs, you'll regret it. Or get in trouble for it. (Apologies to John in 1996)
- •Fuck their friendsSuggested by @drugs
- •Stalk their new girl on social mediaIt's a time suck and will just make you feel badSuggested by @estherlimtf