Ways to be Woken Up, Graded

  1. Fire alarms \\\ F
  2. An animal vomiting \\\ D-
  3. Partner's erection \\\ A++++++
  4. Sickness \\\ F
  5. The doorbell \\\ B-
  6. They creepy feeling you get when someone's staring at you \\\ C-
  7. Falling out of bed \\\ D-
  8. Nightmare \\\ F
  9. Needing to pee \\\ C
  10. A dirty dream \\\ A+
  11. Someone climbing into bed \\\ A*
    * as long as you like them
  12. Phone call \\\ B-
  13. Booty call \\\ A
  14. Being touched \\\ A+++
  15. Phone Call Alerting you of a Snow Day /// B-
    Suggested by   @kate81
  16. Alarm Clock /// C
    Suggested by   @kate81
  17. Naturally, your body woke itself up /// A*
    Unless you had set an alarm that failed to go off, and now you're late /// D
    Suggested by   @mlnch
  18. Being Licked By Puppies /// A-
    Suggested by   @kate81
  19. Thunderstorm /// B
    Suggested by   @amieshmamie
  20. The sun gently waking you, even though it's clearly mid to late morning. A+++
    Suggested by   @PassiveAggressor
  21. Rollerball. It's something my dad used to do to us. He would stand next the bed, tuck his arms in and then fall on you and roll back and forth saying loudly "Rollerball!!" Memories sake: A+ but at the moment: C- It was so annoying loll
    Suggested by   @nikkilounoel
  22. Hungover, with the vague memory of drunk text you sent F-
    Suggested by   @lorothery
  23. Behind the wheel of a car after an accidental nod off // D-
    Suggested by   @ameliaville
  24. Older sister farting in your face: F*
    *A+ if you're the older sister. Or so I'm told...
    Suggested by   @bakesandmakes25
  25. By the sun directly into your eyes and a hot forehead, in the front seat of a car that was parked facing East // F
    I pushed the door open and rolled out of the car, blinded by the sun
    Suggested by   @christiam
  26. Sick child - F
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  27. Kid being annoying but cute B
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  28. Maracas- C
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  29. This exploding puzzle alarm clock that won't stop going off unit you put all the pieces back correctly!
    Suggested by   @naughtyedamame
  30. Drilling from next door apartment that is being renovated F
    Suggested by   @cmschoder
  31. Someone else's crying baby or being given a crying baby that needs to be changed D ( it's only a baby after all)
    Suggested by   @cmschoder
  32. Having your cheek licked \\\ C*
    It really depends on who's licking it
  33. phone falling on your face because it slipped out of your hands when you dozed off while scrolling through social media \\\ F-
  34. My kitty meowing because she wants to be fed~(F) I love her but she can *#%&ing WAIT😴
    Suggested by   @cvlop61