What My Exes Are Up To

Inspired by @MelissaStetten
  1. 1.
    Singing in a small town local bar
    You cheated on me with my friend so I hope you're enjoying your tips from passing the hat around, sucka!
  2. 2.
    Selling guitars
  3. 3.
    Winning Grammy's and shit
    I'm happy for you, dude. (For @Fitz and others-It's just like other relationships, they (relationships) all have issues, just sometimes circumstances are different. It's certainly not brag-worthy - I promise)
  4. 4.
    Who knows
  5. 5.
    Professoring and teaching and sleeping with young coeds
  6. 6.
    On tour
    I love seeing your face and name everywhere 😁
  7. 7.
    Probably impregnating as many people as possible
  8. 8.
    Drumming & masturbating with a magazine
    Bonus points if you get the reference in the second part.
  9. 9.
    I really don't care
  10. 10.
    Ex/not ex- In NYC making art and playing music and being entirely too fucking hot for his own good
    😥 don't want to let him go but I might have to
  11. 11.
    They're all still breathing, apparently.