Inspired by @MelissaStetten
  1. Singing in a small town local bar
    You cheated on me with my friend so I hope you're enjoying your tips from passing the hat around, sucka!
  2. Selling guitars
  3. Winning Grammy's and shit
    I'm happy for you, dude. (For @Fitz and others-It's just like other relationships, they (relationships) all have issues, just sometimes circumstances are different. It's certainly not brag-worthy - I promise)
  4. Who knows
  5. Professoring and teaching and sleeping with young coeds
  6. On tour
    I love seeing your face and name everywhere 😁
  7. Probably impregnating as many people as possible
  8. Drumming & masturbating with a magazine
    Bonus points if you get the reference in the second part.
  9. I really don't care
  10. Ex/not ex- In NYC making art and playing music and being entirely too fucking hot for his own good
    😥 don't want to let him go but I might have to
  11. They're all still breathing, apparently.