What My Exes Are Up To
Inspired by @MelissaStetten
- •Singing in a small town local barYou cheated on me with my friend so I hope you're enjoying your tips from passing the hat around, sucka!
- •Selling guitars
- •Winning Grammy's and shitI'm happy for you, dude. (For @Fitz and others-It's just like other relationships, they (relationships) all have issues, just sometimes circumstances are different. It's certainly not brag-worthy - I promise)
- •Who knows
- •Professoring and teaching and sleeping with young coeds
- •On tourI love seeing your face and name everywhere 😁
- •Probably impregnating as many people as possible
- •Drumming & masturbating with a magazineBonus points if you get the reference in the second part.
- •I really don't care
- •Ex/not ex- In NYC making art and playing music and being entirely too fucking hot for his own good😥 don't want to let him go but I might have to
- •They're all still breathing, apparently.