What My Exes Are Up To
Inspired by @MelissaStetten
- 1.Singing in a small town local barYou cheated on me with my friend so I hope you're enjoying your tips from passing the hat around, sucka!
- 2.Selling guitars
- 3.Winning Grammy's and shitI'm happy for you, dude. (For @Fitz and others-It's just like other relationships, they (relationships) all have issues, just sometimes circumstances are different. It's certainly not brag-worthy - I promise)
- 4.Who knows
- 5.Professoring and teaching and sleeping with young coeds
- 6.On tourI love seeing your face and name everywhere 😁
- 7.Probably impregnating as many people as possible
- 8.Drumming & masturbating with a magazineBonus points if you get the reference in the second part.
- 9.I really don't care
- 10.Ex/not ex- In NYC making art and playing music and being entirely too fucking hot for his own good😥 don't want to let him go but I might have to
- 11.They're all still breathing, apparently.