What's the Status of Your Rescue?
Thanks for asking, everyone, especially Jessica, who sent me this list request.
- •My time in the swinging coffin is officially over.
- •I'M ALIVE, GUYS
- •I was rescued by 2 incredibly hot firemen, 1 badass firewoman, and one, well, really nice fireman.
- •Lessons learned from my time in the pen:
- •Look my best when I step out in case of rescue by hot firemenI should know better as this is not my first rescue out of that damn elevator!
- •Pee before checking the mail in case I ever get stuck again
- •Always carry beverages and snacks with you for unexpected confinement
- •Be grateful you carry your Mophie battery case with you for extra charge in case of manic listing during confinement
- •MOST IMPORTANTLY: Take the stairs back up
- •Thanks for entertaining me.
- •Merry Liftmas everyone!
- •@shanaz ⬆️