When It's 3:38am and You're Thinking About Texting Someone...

  1. DON'T.
  2. I live a life of constant text regret.
  3. Don't be me.
  4. Put the fucking phone down.
  5. Put it in water if you have to.
  6. Buying a new phone feels better than that scroll-of-shame you do in the morning when you flip through and see who & what you texted.