Why Can't... ?

Questions I'm currently pondering
  1. WD-40 come in smaller containers?
    How much squeaky shit does one person have?
  2. The twirling butterfly feelings of new love last forever?
  3. Multiple orgasms happen every time?
  4. I find a pair of eyeglasses I like?
    Taking suggestions.
  5. Everyone who wants to have a baby be able to have one?
  6. Learning to play guitar be a little easier?
  7. Meeting the people you admire always exceed any of your hopes and dreams?
  8. The good ones stay around forever?
  9. A broken heart heal faster?
  10. The number of buns match the number of veggie burgers that come in a pack?
  11. You sleep with your crush?
  12. My bank account match my taste level more often?
  13. The one you really want to notice you ever be the one that actually does?
  14. Why can't their be more episodes in a TV season?
  15. Everyone know what it's like to have a pillow to rest their head on at night?
  16. Out fantasies match our realities?
  17. I find the courage to talk about what happened?
  18. Love conquer all?
  19. The world focus on something more important than a fucking paper coffee cup that's going to end up in a landfill?
  20. Certain people stop judging others based on their race, gender, religion, or who they love?
  21. I ever find Bobby pins when I need them?
    Suggested by   @kate81
  22. we always get what we want?
    Just because the Rolling Stones say so?
    Suggested by   @kate81
  23. They make an iPhone whose battery lasts 2 days instead of 6 hours?
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  24. I breathe whenever I think about you?
    Is it only because Liz Phair told me it was inevitable?
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry