Haha, nice title, @loriatx! Here's my mom's epic salad that she eats every night. It's a long process of buying, fixing, and eating, but she does it every day.
  1. Romaine
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  2. Baby Spinach
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  3. Mixed greens
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  4. Broccoli
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  5. Cucumbers
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  6. Edamame
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  7. Green peas, sometimes
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  8. Cauliflower
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  9. A sprinkle of Parmesan cheese
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  10. Toasted almond slivers
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  11. Chickpeas
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  12. Onions
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  13. Flax seed, ground
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  14. Shredded carrots
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  15. Grape tomatoes
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  16. Red peppers
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  17. Purple cabbage
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  18. A drizzle of balsamic vinegar
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  19. And low fat thousand island dressing
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    She had a shelf of these in her cabinet.
  20. Now, throw all of the above in a giant mixing bowl, chop it up some more with kitchen scissors, and then shove it in your mouth!
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  21. She's 69 and super fit so I guess the salad is working?
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