You Need to Know About My Mom's Special Salad (No That's Not a Euphemism for Anything)

Haha, nice title, @loriatx! Here's my mom's epic salad that she eats every night. It's a long process of buying, fixing, and eating, but she does it every day.
  1. Romaine
  2. Baby Spinach
  3. Mixed greens
  4. Broccoli
  5. Cucumbers
  6. Edamame
  7. Green peas, sometimes
  8. Cauliflower
  9. A sprinkle of Parmesan cheese
  10. Toasted almond slivers
  11. Chickpeas
  12. Onions
  13. Flax seed, ground
  14. Shredded carrots
  15. Grape tomatoes
  16. Red peppers
  17. Purple cabbage
  18. A drizzle of balsamic vinegar
  19. And low fat thousand island dressing
    She had a shelf of these in her cabinet.
  20. Now, throw all of the above in a giant mixing bowl, chop it up some more with kitchen scissors, and then shove it in your mouth!
  21. She's 69 and super fit so I guess the salad is working?