WEIRDEST THINGS I HAVE PURCHASED/ LEGITIMATELY CONSIDERED PURCHASING FROM AMAZON.COM

Amazon has literally everything
  1. Hobbit feet slippers
  2. 120 fake vampire fangs
  3. Cow ears and a fake udder
  4. 30 spiderwebs
  5. A French picture book (Note: I do not speak French)
  6. A loose tea teapot sized for one person
  7. Dot stickers for maps
  8. A Ukulele (note: at the time I did not know how to play Ukulele)