ALL MY THOUGHTS DURING TONIGHT'S VANDERPUMP RULES

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  1. Is this the episode where Jax gets arrested?
  2. Lala, stop crying, you suck.
  3. STASSI IS BACK YAS.
  4. I'm glad that Stassi and Kristen are friends again, even though they both kinda suck.
  5. Scheana SHUT UP IT ISN'T ALL ABOUT YOU.
  6. Scheana, leave Shay alone. The whole "supportive wife" act your putting on is not convincing anyone.
  7. Omg will Tom Sandoval cry?!?
  8. Tom and Katie, stop talking about not having sex and just fucking sex already.
  9. Kristen, don't call an uber.
  10. Wait this guy is friends with Jax? This will not end well.
  11. I wish someone would pay for my friends and I to go to Hawaii.
  12. Shay, that shirt, really?
  13. Nice pony, Schwartz.
  14. JESUS CHRIST JUST HAVE SEX ALREADY AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT.
  15. Tell me Scheana is going to cry and make this about her.
  16. JAX CRYING??? What a twist.