ALL MY THOUGHTS DURING TONIGHT'S VANDERPUMP RULES
If you are not watching Vanderpump Rules on @Bravo you are really missing out.
- •Is this the episode where Jax gets arrested?
- •Lala, stop crying, you suck.
- •STASSI IS BACK YAS.
- •I'm glad that Stassi and Kristen are friends again, even though they both kinda suck.
- •Scheana SHUT UP IT ISN'T ALL ABOUT YOU.
- •Scheana, leave Shay alone. The whole "supportive wife" act your putting on is not convincing anyone.
- •Omg will Tom Sandoval cry?!?
- •Tom and Katie, stop talking about not having sex and just fucking sex already.
- •Kristen, don't call an uber.
- •Wait this guy is friends with Jax? This will not end well.
- •I wish someone would pay for my friends and I to go to Hawaii.
- •Shay, that shirt, really?
- •Nice pony, Schwartz.
- •JESUS CHRIST JUST HAVE SEX ALREADY AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT.
- •Tell me Scheana is going to cry and make this about her.
- •JAX CRYING??? What a twist.