1. I would never graffiti anything
  2. I don't have a background or history in visual art
  3. I don't like to stay out very late and Banksy's pieces mostly show up overnight
  4. I've said before that I'm not Banksy and I'm usually very trustworthy
  5. Banksy is known to be from the UK, and I was born and raised in America
  6. I didn't really like "Exit Through the Gift Shop"
  7. I don't outwardly project a political stance in confused or condescending ways