1. Ignored texts from my boss at 7 am asking if I could come in for 7:30 because someone called out
  2. Started crying because how dare he ask me? I work so hard and he knows I have class?
  3. Ate 3 McDonald's cheeseburgers on my way to impulsively get my haircut
  4. Chewed up four icebreaker mints all at once outside the salon so they wouldn't know I just ate 3 cheeseburgers in less than 5 minutes
  5. Got a terrible haircut and cried about it in a Kmart on the phone with my mom
  6. Cried on the 6 train for the second day in a row