1. Manicurist
    Or should I say nail artist? What sounds better in this alternate universe?
  2. Librarian
  3. Barnes and Noble worker
  4. Flight attendant
  5. Magazine writer
    The trendiest of jobs for rom com leads and chick lit ladies
  6. Phlebotomist
  7. Pastry chef/cake decorator/some job where all I produced was carbs
  8. Starbucks employee