JOBS I WOULD HAVE IF I WASN'T A SPEECH PATHOLOGIST
- •ManicuristOr should I say nail artist? What sounds better in this alternate universe?
- •Barnes and Noble worker
- •Flight attendant
- •Magazine writerThe trendiest of jobs for rom com leads and chick lit ladies
- •Pastry chef/cake decorator/some job where all I produced was carbs
- •Starbucks employee