PETS I HAVE LOVED
- •PeachesThe orange cat that no one loved but me
- •HoneyThe hamster that died "of a heart attack during a thunderstorm" (but really just probably starved to death from neglect at my dad's house)
- •GoldieMagical carnival fish that lived beyond any expected lifetimes for a carnival fish
- •WinnieThe cat that I loved when it was a kitten...and later wanted to love but couldn't really do so between the peeing and barfing
- •The 10387483 hamsters that started to eat each other and were infinitely reproducing before we brought them back to the pet store in desperation
- •FrankieThe white Maltese demon our friends and family love to hate. Poor mom. She worships a devil dog.
- •SadieThe pony that romps around in a dog's body. Our lovable goofball.