5 other names that would be better than Uranus (but still have to do with butts) (requested)

All facts taken from the first two paragraphs of the Uranus Wikipedia page.
  1. 1.
    The jellysphere
    Because I don't think you're ready for this knowledge I'm about to drop about Uranus
  2. 2.
    Bum rush the speakers
    Because Uranus had the third-largest planetary radius and fourth-largest planetary mass, and is an ice giant.
  3. 3.
    Buns of steel
    Because its interior is mainly composed of ices and rock
  4. 4.
    Mooning over you
    Because it has numerous moons
  5. 5.
    Windy City
    Because wind speeds can reach 250 meters per second