1. Identify article of clothing
  2. Verify is not actually handkerchief
  3. Are you sure?
  4. Because that seems short
  5. Ok....I guess maybe just try it on?
  6. Put one leg in selected item
  7. Wait stop
  8. Wait no you're not-
  9. It's way too sm-
  10. Wrip item of clothing over non-thigh-gap legs
  11. Quietly hang item back on hanger so wrip is not noticeable
  12. Buy mermaid socks on checkout line