1. I'm one of two comedians performing on Paramore's Parahoy Cruise March 5th-March 9th
  2. Other bands included: Paramore (duh!), Chvrches, New Found Glory, Lights, X Ambassadors, Vacationer, mwithoutyou
  3. The cruise is sold out, this is a straight up brag!
  4. The other comedian is Chris Garcia, he is a peach!