1. I'm visiting my mom for a week and a half before a gig.
    That gig is opening for Paramore on the Parahoy Cruise. Is it relevant to the story? No, but I enjoy stating this fact, always and forever (part 2 of brag: Chvrches and NFG are on it too)
  2. I extended the trip because there is construction next to my apt at LA and they start at 7am sharp.
    Six days a week :(
  3. My mother usually wakes up two hours before me.
  4. She uses her Vitamix at least twice a day, once in the morning.
  5. Her condo is small, if she ran it in the kitchen, it would wake me since my room is close by.
  6. She takes the Vitamix into her room and runs it in her bathroom to not wake me, since I only get 1-2 nights of good sleep per week in LA.
  7. A mother's love ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    This is her waiting for me to go up at Warped Tour last summer.
  8. This woman is 🔥🔥🔥💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻