FIVE PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM* (*CAREFULLY SELECTED)

  1. Fire hydrant exploded en route to LAX.
  2. Fire hydrant exploded pt. 2
  3. Playboy covers targeting millennials. (at LAX)
  4. Yogurtland in peak form.
  5. Two polaroids of me, taken at a show on Wednesday. (Also in peak form)