SELENA GOMEZ'S CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
- •The way she sing-songs "can't keep my hands to myself" sounds like a serial killer right before tickling you to death.Pause it before the music kicks in. Just the words, no background, that belongs on an episode of CSI.
- •The doctors say you're no good, but people say what they wanna say.Doctors are saying what's in your best interest tho
- •Metaphorical Gin & Juice?This reference is literally older than her. Snooze.
- •All of the downs and the uppers keep making love to each other.Doesn't even sound good on paper.
- •I dunno, did I miss something? I just can't get into it.