SELENA GOMEZ'S CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF

  1. The way she sing-songs "can't keep my hands to myself" sounds like a serial killer right before tickling you to death.
    Pause it before the music kicks in. Just the words, no background, that belongs on an episode of CSI.
  2. The doctors say you're no good, but people say what they wanna say.
    Doctors are saying what's in your best interest tho
  3. Metaphorical Gin & Juice?
    This reference is literally older than her. Snooze.
  4. All of the downs and the uppers keep making love to each other.
    Doesn't even sound good on paper.
  5. I dunno, did I miss something? I just can't get into it.