50 PEOPLE I'M NONCHALANTLY SUGGESTING WE WRITE INTO THE SHOW ON WHICH I WRITE JUST TO MAKE ME HAPPY

  1. David Gest
  2. Sally Kellerman
  3. Gary "Ba Ba Booey" Dell'abate
  4. Cameron Manheim
  5. Yoko Ono
  6. Vicki Lawrence
  7. Teri Polo
  8. Bethenny Frankel
  9. Willard Scott
  10. Debbie Allen
  11. Alaska Thunderfuck
  12. Penny Crone
  13. Cathy
  14. Fran Leibowitz
  15. Shawn Wayans
  16. Gayle King
  17. Paul Dinello
  18. Brooke Hogan
  19. Celine Dion
  20. Dionne Warwick
  21. Kiernan Shipka
  22. Chyna
  23. Cathy Rigby (but only as a Peter Pan)
  24. Marla Gibbs
  25. Shaggy
  26. The original cast of Roundhouse
  27. Michel'le
  28. Susan Powter
  29. Jasmine Guy
  30. Gabrielle Carteris
  31. Iyanla Vanzant
  32. Lou Ferrigno
  33. Rose from "Lost"
  34. Tonya Harding
  35. Chet Haze
  36. Smash Mouth
  37. Sherri Shepard
  38. Rhea Perlman
  39. Nelly Furtado
  40. Judge Judy
  41. Faith Evans
  42. Sela Ward (LOVE Sela Ward)
  43. Aaron Neville
  44. Marc Marrone (not Maron)
  45. Spanky Taylor
  46. Jackee Harry
  47. Hoku
  48. Twink Caplan
  49. Baby Spice
  50. Blu Cantrell
  51. Glenn Close with a mouth full of baby carrots