THINGS THAT GIVE ONE PAUSE BEFORE ADMITTING TO DOING CROSSFIT

IT WORKS FOR ME, OKAY???
  1. The preconceived notions about injuries, which are correct
  2. The people who only post videos of themselves doing Crossfit, LIKE WE CARE
  3. The guys who take their shirts off during a workout, which feels misogynistic to me?
  4. The founder of Crossfit, who is basically Jimmy Buffett http://cbsn.ws/1TSpHxs
  5. That thing where they play loud music that uses the N word in a class of almost exclusively white people
  6. All the white people
  7. Your own fragile self-esteem and the potential surprise on someone's face, which is TERRIFYING
  8. I'm Jewish, so...you know...extreme fitness? Really?
  9. The leggings
  10. The cost. Please don't ask.